WANTED: CREATIVE WRITERS FOR CHILD PROTECTION AGENCIES.
We are looking for a few people who can take a normal situation and in writting make it sound unhealthy and possibly abuseive.
Must have a sharp eye and quick wit when interviewing families.
If a child has the possibility to find scissors and cut their own bangs you can say….
“Parents lack skills to provide adiquate supervision”
If the parent is having trouble paying their bills you can say…..
” Parents Lack stable housing”
If there are dishes in the sink and toys on the floor….
” Unhealthy and unsanitary living conditions”
If a parent disagrees with your demands….
“Parents are uncooperative”
If the child misses a doctor appointment or parent seeks a second opinion…
If the child is Tardy for school….
Please do not concern yourself with proving the allegation because the standards of proof in are courts are at the very minimal…. “Perponderance of evidence”
We have skilled DA and lawyers who will make assumptions based on your allegations that will help to bring to totlity of the (non existant) issue into what seems a dangerous level.
As well we have no accountability or transpancy in our agencies and are given immunity to protect us from exposure of our lies.
If this sounds like a job for you please send your resume to your nearest child protection agency.
Ps… Pedophiles welcome as many of our worker have criminal backgrounds.